Tuesday 27 July 2010

28/07/10 - Muslims and Clarkson

Today -


Ahh, Muslims and the Daily Star, a recipe for misinformation and confusion. Even better when Clarkson is involved as he is held up by the right as some sort of no-nonsense blokey bloke who only speaks common sense and should be PM off the back of this. Yesterday the Star ran a headline that Clarkson had 'outraged' Muslims with his story on Top Gear of how he saw a woman in a burka trip up, go A over T and reveal she was wearing a red G-string and stockings. As I mentioned, this provoked 'outrage', yielding an astonishing 7 complaints to the BBC out of a viewing audience of some 6 million.

Today the Star says -

HERE’S a sexy lingerie commercial that seems to prove Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson was right.


The megamouth TV host caused a rumpus by claiming on the BBC2 show that Muslim women in burkas wear skimpy undies beneath their robes.


This sizzling ad for Liaison Dangereuse features a brunette getting dressed in skimpy bra and knickers with matching stockings, suspenders and high heels.


At the end of the film the model, German TV presenter Miriam Wimmer, 27, puts on a burka. The ad ends with the slogan: “Sexiness for everyone. Everywhere.”



The advert does indeed show this. However, Clarkson did not claim that 'Muslim women in burkas wear skimpy undies', he merely told a little story where he says this happened once. And 'robes' ? Who refers to burkas as 'robes' ? And do we now watch adverts and think, yes this is reality? How does this prove 'Clarkson was right' ?

Clarkson, 50, said on Sunday’s Top Gear he gets distracted by women in burkas when driving because he knows what undies they wear.


He claimed a woman in a burka “fell head over heels” in front of his taxi in London and revealed her “red G-string and stockings”.


Clarkson did not say 'he gets distracted by women in burkas when driving because he knows what undies they wear'. He said what is contained in the second paragraph. How can it be possible to extrapolate the former from the latter? It is a ridiculous leap. In fact as memory serves, Clarkson did not even say 'head over heels', he was cut off by Hammond because he was going to say something a bit ruder. Is it possible that 'heels' implies sexual overtones, and the Star has used that to buttress the story a bit more?


But the commercial, made by agency Glow Berlin, has riled Muslims after becoming a big hit on the internet and at cinemas.


There have been protests outside cinemas across Europe where the ad has featured.


Islamic groups have demanded that a viral version of the ad should be removed from the internet where it has already had millions of viewers.


I am yet to find any evidence of Islamic groups protesting this advert at cinemas. The Star vaguely claims 'across Europe'. A few minutes searching for any proof as given up nothing, and the Star isn't providing any evidence to back up this assertion.

Perhaps the most important point about this whole thing is the advert itself. This was first posted on YouTube on October 19th 2009. Getting on for 12 months ago, yet the Star is painting this as if it is anything like recent. If Clarkson had never said what he did say on Top Gear on Sunday, there is a chance people here would never have heard of this advert for a German lingerie specialist.

It is more proof of tabloids having an agenda, a narrative and then going out of their way to find evidence that supports this view.









Monday 26 July 2010

26/07/10 - Kerry Katona Has 'Online Mental Breakdown'

Let's start with today's front page, which claims that Kerry Katona has 'cracked up'.


What does the phrase 'cracks up' mean to you? A nervous breakdown? An episode which has ended up with the person seeking professional mental help? Or someone posting jokes on Facebook? If the latter, you may be the Daily Star's target audience.

The story starts -

LOVE-SPLIT babe Kerry Katona has sparked fears for her mental health after going into online meltdown.

She launched into an astonishing cyber-rant as she struggled to deal with the break-up of her latest relationship.

She posted 14 erratic messages on her Facebook page in just 24 hours after the end of her fling with painter and decorator Adam Waldron, 33.


Yep, 14 posts in 24 hours on Facebook is 'cracking up'. But some detail -

The 29-year-old revealed her intense nightmares, started spouting psycho-babble, cracked crude jokes and admitted she is already dreaming of a new man.

And in one astonishing message she appeared to be listening to her breakfast cereal talking to her.

Intense nightmares, psycho babble and listening to breakfast cereal? Sounds slightly unhealthy. Ooh, and she admitted she is dreaming of a new man as well! Yet as we find out -

And as the end of her relationship with white van man Adam sank in she joked: “Think it gonna be one of them days, my rice krispies just said, S**t, F**k & B*****ks.”

Hmm, sounds like a joke that. You know, on the advert where it says the cereal goes snap, crackle and pop? And the mother encourages her little son/daughter to listen to it? Apparently they are all cracking up as well.

The new man though, there has to be proof she is dreaming of a new man!

She tried to laugh off her pain by joking: “Time to get some sleep. Let’s see if I can dream up a hunky guy.”

That's right. She is literally 'dreaming' of a new guy as in, while she is asleep she is hoping to dream of a guy. As far as my understanding goes, you can not have a relationship with someone in your dreams. Not a meaningful one anyway.

Kerry eventually resorted to therapy-style speak to try and snap herself out of her dark mood.


She wrote: “Wake up and greet the day and make a promise to yourself it’s going to be a good day and no one will change it no matter what happens.”



This is not really 'therapy speak'. Anyone who has Facebook will have seen these little pick me up messages. There is really not much to read into this. But the Star has roped in an unnamed source who confirms this all as 'worrying' and that her 'followers were left terrified'. So there we have it. Kerry Katona has cracked up because she posted jokes on Facebook yesterday. This is front page news.


This New Blog

I have decided to start this new blog because of the continuing ridiculousness of the Daily Star's front pages. Whether they are outright lies, inciting hatred towards minorities or just plain wrong I will do my best to expose them here. It beggars belief that the stuff they print on the front page is legal, and I hope you will agree with me in time.